Wed, 07 May 2003 18:09:23 GMT

1. Adam Sandler: Did anyone see Anger Management? Cha-ching! This sucked just like all of Adam Sandler's movies since Happy Gilmore. "Oh look at me, I'm the sensitive guy that gets angry and yells really loud, not the guy that yells really loud yet has a sensitive side, that was my last movie!" It was funny the first two times, stop making the same movie over and over again.

2. Jennifer Lopez: Is it just me or did they purposely try to get as many shots of her huge fat ass in her new music video as possible? I'm going to burn down the cineplex if she makes anymore movies.

3. Benji from Good Charlotte: You should check out all the shitty Jesus tattoos this guy has, it's hilarious. Almost as hilarious as hearing him try to talk about music on his MTV countdown show.

4. Fred Durst: Do I need to say anymore? One of my favorite past times is going to Limp Bizkit's website and reading the news section. It's pure bliss.
Example: the energy and vibe in our rehearsal space is absolutely amazing!! the chemistry is organic! we are and band. we have a guitar player that is going to bug you out. the songs are out of control and i'm on a fucking mission! it's on!! never a dull day in the bizkit camp. it's time to SHUT 'EM UP!! i hope that gets your panties in a wad!

5. Kelly Osbourne: "Isn't it cute that I'm such a spoiled fucking brat? Fuck off! I hate MTV even though they helped my undeserving ass earn even more money." Hmm she doesn't want to do a third season of The Osbournes, not for any amount of money. If I worked for MTV I'd offer her a lifetime supply of Hostess snacks. I think that would do the trick. Someone needs to make her stop fucking guys in pop punk bands.

Wed, 07 May 2003 03:46:16 GMT

First entry.. hello.

Shaq's a sucka